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Written by Maxwell Effort
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Thursday, 12 November 2009 07:30 |
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Dear Courtney Kirkland, Dan Crawford, Gary Zielinski,
Thank you for taking the biggest Orlando Magic game of the season and rendering it completely unwatchable. Once again a set of NBA referees assumed the game was bigger than them and tried to make themselves the stars. To call those 2 fouls on Dwight less than 3 minutes into the game is completely absurd. The worst part is that this horrendous officiating will continue to take place while the individuals involved will have zero responsibility.
It goes deeper than the stats (even) or the calls to each superstar. You took away our team's best player and defensive anchor and gave the Cavaliers the shot in the arm they needed as they would never look back. A team with the best player in the NBA does not need your help yet there you are to lend a helping hand. I would love to here your reaction to Dwight's blog but we never will because David Stern and Stu Jackson give you all the protection you need. No one likes to be told how to do their job no matter the profession. You simply cannot tell me that Dwight's constant bickering and blog comments do not bother you.
I will take the responsibility for Dwight's part in all of this. He has to be smarter than he is by knowing how sensitive you guys are and how willing you are to penalize someone. When you give him 12 foul shots he certainly needs to make more than 5. When you to take him out of the game he has to be the bigger man and not mentally check out. I just hope that he fights through this and you and your fraternity find a happy medium where I can enjoy watching my team play and not worry about what point you will take Dwight out of the game.
Thanks, The Puns Are Starting To Bore Me
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The Mission. The Statement.
We are Terry and The Pump Fakes, Jareth Cutestory, Vile Feminista, Maxwell Effort, I 3 Freely, Paul Ego, Supply and Demand, El Fantasma de Carlos, The Big Train, The Nickel Steak, Ayo!, and Tyson J. Perfect. Together, we are Magic fans. We remember Nick’s steal against Jordan, Billy Donovan, Scott Skiles, Jerryl Sasser and Reece Gaines, The Mac Attacks, the NBA on NBC, and Grant Hill’s ankle. We also watch TV and read the internet, thus noticing the endless flow of unoriginal Orlando Magic related puns. We have combined to discuss the Magic, the NBA, and from time to time supply side economics and the life of Leonardo da Vinci. Together we are The Puns Are Starting to Bore Me.
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